KATE Middleton has a cousin who is a raunchy burlesque dancer, it has emerged today.
With the patriotic tones of Rule Britannia ringing out and a fur-trimmed crown atop the young lady’s head, you might think a princess has entered the room. Think again.
For the centre of attention in this scene is not Prince William’s bride-to-be Kate Middleton, but her cousin Katrina Darling.
And things take a somewhat less-than-regal turn as the 20-year-old blonde begins seductively to shed her Union Flag dress.
The Daily Mail reports Miss Darling is a burlesque dancer and her signature act, aptly titled God Save The Queen, ends with her attired in nothing more than red nipple tassels and a barely-there thong.
For the centre of attention in this scene is not Prince William’s bride-to-be Kate Middleton, but her cousin Katrina Darling.
And things take a somewhat less-than-regal turn as the 20-year-old blonde begins seductively to shed her Union Flag dress.
The Daily Mail reports Miss Darling is a burlesque dancer and her signature act, aptly titled God Save The Queen, ends with her attired in nothing more than red nipple tassels and a barely-there thong.
It is the Royal Family’s closest brush with ‘soft porn’ since Prince Andrew’s love interest Koo Stark appeared naked in an erotic film.
Her role in the risque movie, Emily, famously ended the 18-month relationship after the Palace deemed her unsuitable.
So one wonders what ‘the firm’ would make of Miss Darling’s act which, although arguably patriotic, is unlikely to secure an invitation to the royal wedding.
The dancer had no idea she was related to Miss Middleton when she created her regal striptease last year.
But it has since emerged from her family tree that the pair are second cousins, once removed, with her grandmother Jane Darling being sister to Miss Middleton’s great-grandfather Thomas Harrison.
Her role in the risque movie, Emily, famously ended the 18-month relationship after the Palace deemed her unsuitable.
So one wonders what ‘the firm’ would make of Miss Darling’s act which, although arguably patriotic, is unlikely to secure an invitation to the royal wedding.
The dancer had no idea she was related to Miss Middleton when she created her regal striptease last year.
But it has since emerged from her family tree that the pair are second cousins, once removed, with her grandmother Jane Darling being sister to Miss Middleton’s great-grandfather Thomas Harrison.
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